Cheap and Vulgar Appreciation

Denise Hennessey on Ted: Ooohhh, he’s delicious isn’t he? I’d serve coffee on that ass.

John McCarthy: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they’re pieces of meat?

Denise Hennessey: I’m sorry, John. I forgot you’re sensitive about your flat ass.

John McCarthy: You know, Denise, that’s why you’re not married. Women act like men. Then they complain men don’t want them.

Denise Hennessey: Oh, is that why? ‘Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was ’cause I deserved the best and he’s out there. He’s just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man’s BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!

Sharon McCarthy: Well said!

Denise Hennessey: Yeah, well, I thought so.

***

Enough said 😉

The dialogue is taken from the movie, “P.S. I Love You”.   The photo, on the other hand, is a scene from Cristiano Ronaldo’s underwear ad for Armani in 2010.  At the same time this ad was released, another one starring Megan Fox was also launched that almost had the same storyline as Ronaldo’s.  If I were the girl in Ronaldo’s ad, I would not have only hidden the shirt but also the pants!  🙂  I wonder if the sales of Armani underwear actually increased after this commercial was released or if it was merely the number of times the Play button was clicked that exponentially multiplied.

Ugh, it would be such a shame if the rumors surrounding Ronaldo’s sexuality were true!  That would be such a waste, indeed.

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